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We know the feeling...... time to recover for New Year Celebrations!

Santa at the end of his rounds!

PHUKET: In an exclusive, impromptu interview with the Phuket Gazette earlier this morning, Santa Clause – spotted arriving at a Phuket beach by long-tail boat on the last of his deliveries to the island’s good boys and girls – said he plans to take some time out here.

Mr Clause said he had been thrown off his sleigh and dumped in the sea when his reindeer became "disorientated" on the approach to Patong Beach. Fortunately, a local fisherman had plucked him from the water and taken him inland so he could finish his work.

“The reindeer were distracted by the bright lights and cacophony of beer-bar music and someone screaming ‘tonight, tonight’, over and over again at 90 decibels,” said Khun Santa.

“I need a break, and I’ve heard there’s lots to do here,” he said.

“I want to try out these wonderful jet-ski things and have a nice long body massage," he said.

Mr Clause volunteered that he might invest in some land and seek part-time employment as an Elvis impersonator if he can get a work permit. He admitted that his deliveries earlier today had been conducted without such a permit, and confided that he had no visa since he'd landed in Thailand near Koh Kaew where  there were no Immigration facilities.

As for his reasons for wishing to hang out in Phuket for awhile, he said he was simply stressed out.

“I can’t keep up with the pace anymore. They don’t make toys like they used to, and everyone is emailing and texting me non-stop with their Christmas lists now,” he complained.

“The X Station 6 is coming out next year and we have to test every one of them before delivery. Since Grand Theft Auto came out, the elves have been slacking and are now rather aggressive,” he said.

Asked which resort he’d be staying at, Mr Clause said he was perfectly happy camping out under the stars on the beach.

But anyone hoping to see this currently illegal alien is going to have difficulty spotting him.

“I’m going to shave off my beard and put on shorts, a muscle top, sandals and socks to blend in with the other tourists around Patong,” he said.

Asked what gifts most Phuketians had been given this year, Mr Clause mumbled something about a bad Internet connection out of Thailand and not knowing for sure what everyone wanted. Pressed for further details on this, he said nothing, smiled, opened an old cloth bag and handed this reporter a stack of discount coupons for tailor shops and tuk-tuk rides.

Numbed, I watched in silence as the kind old man wandered off in quest of a beach chair.

Courtesy of the Phuket Gazette

Smile it's Christmas Day!

Here's our plan this year laze and walk on the beach after opening and brunch....heavenly!
Hoping your day wherever you are is wonderful too. Merry Christmas to all.

AND TO ALL A VERY......

From us all here in Phuket!

Merry Christmas To All

May the Season bring you all Love, Peace and Happiness

Balloons for the Holidays will make you smile!

Our main shopping mall here in  Phuket, Central Festival decorated for Christmas with balloons this past weekend. It is colourful and fun with a mix of a tropical fish motif edged with traditional Christmas icons. I am not sure about the giant octopus Santa but?Surfing the net I discovered a throughly sophisticated take with balloons. Shanghai Tang's Holiday Catalogue is the best balloon colour and design of the moment! The NYC design agency chandelier creative are the fabulous group behind this gorgeous spread. The colours are brilliant! Note how their catalogue will last through ALL the holiday seasons through to Chinese New Year which of course is much bigger around in Phuket and surrounds then our Western Christmas and New Year.

A Xmas tree with Asian Appeal

Headed out to the Laguna Resort area today to see if there
is any decorations along this idea. The big resorts usually do a wonderful job of decorating with a tropical twist.

One of the largest Christmas trees in the world floating on a lagoon in Rio. Is is 85 metres high! The fireworks display that accompanies the tree would certainly appeal to the Asians love of this type of entertainment. Images from Onlysuper.com

Remember when Christmas took forever to come?!

Remember when December seemed almost as long as the whole year? Here are a couple of amusing pictures from when it was like that for our family.

Christmas 1963 - new slips for the sisters, fancy underwear was a treat in those days!

Much later.... 1990 son, Fraser looking rather curious but, daughter Michelle obviously inspired!

He's off working and she's off surfing this Christmas.

A True Towering Evergreen

A giant Christmas tree made from 1000 Heineken bottles created in the centre of Shanghai. I am wondering if darling daughter #2 has had a moment to
walk by?
(Pictures courtesy of  chine-informations)

Christmas Smile